Here is another that is funny and shared with me.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ?

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?

Is it true that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'?

YOU, make it a great day!Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders and Your hand over my mouth. Amen

Love,

Sara McMurdie

Something that a friend shared with me.

LOVE MY JOB

If you don't laugh out loud after you read this you are in a coma! This is even funnier when you realize it's real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy..

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana . He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 FM in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

Hi Sue,Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother.

Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool.So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature..It then pumps it down to the diver through agarden hose, which is taped to the air hose.
Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints.What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water.. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch.. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. With in a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened.

The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it.. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate.


When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically.Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.

When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber.
The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was swollen shut.So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.

Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?May you NEVER have a jellyfish bad day!!!!!Pass this on to all your friends, just in case they're having a bad day!!!

Love,

Sara McMurdie

It has been a while

Well, it has been a while since I have posted a blog. For starters, I haven't had the inspiration to do much on my blog, mainly noone has care to answer back on it or have not made a comment on the blog. Another reason, I have not been feeling to good to do much of anything. I started off with a bad ear infection, than I had the stomach flu, than a cold started developing and than I started getting the regular flu. March is not a very good month for me. Well, I am back on to writing in my blog and this time I thought maybe I would ask my facebook friends to read now and my past postings of my blog. I will try to let everyone know in advance on my facebook page when I posted a blog. That way whether or not you make comments back, it at least gives everyone a chance to read my blog.

Another reason, is that it is almost here. For those who know me, I also celebrate the Jewish holidays as well as the Christian holidays. Passover is coming up on March 30th, 2010, but technically it will start at sundown March 29th, 2010 and end at sundown April 5th, 2010. Also, Easter is approaching us, which is on April 4th, 2010. So, I will try to do some writings about Easter and Passover as much as possible. I don't know if it will be everyday for a while, but I will do my best.

So, as I mention before I will let all of my friends know when I did some postings to my blog.

Love,
Sara M. M.

Any Ideas would be nice

No picture this time. At random, I try to work on my blog according to themes around the holidays. I know that St. Patricks Day is coming up and so is Easter. But, there are times that in between is some gaps. I try to put my own ideas into the blog, and I a looking all over the place, trying to figure out what file folder I put some of my short stories and poems in. As soon as I find my short stories and poems, I will share a fair few with everyone. In the meantime, If anybody has any ideas that they would like to contribute and throw my way, on what I could write about, please give me some ideas. I am trying to be careful as far as what I could use. Religion can be one idea, but I want to be careful, mainly because some of my family and friends have different religions. I don't want any bad language or any off the wall pictures, etc., to post, but if anybody has any picture ideas than let me know. Around Christmas time, I posted Christmas pictures, everyone seemed to have liked that, at least for those who made comments back to the blog. But, as I said before any ideas on what I could use would be nice. So, throw some ideas my way and I will try to use them.

Thanks,
Love,
Sara McMurdie

Just a few more days away

Well, I have been looking at the calendar and this Sunday is Valentine's Day. Just 5 more days away. Husbands and boyfriends, I hope you are planning to get your sweethearts something for Valentine's day. Also, don't forget to include your friends and family. All of us need to feel wanted on Valentine's day. My husband already got me something for Valentine's; although a little early, but he did get me a vase filled with some goodies; such as silk flowers, a stuffed animal, two balloons, a bouquet of rose candy, and a picture frame attached to it. But, I do know that he is planning something else for me on Valentine's day. Anyways, on the bright side I am having a good day, a friend of mine took me out for lunch, in which we made a promise to each other that if we had enough money we would treat each other to a girls day out each month. So, far it has been fairly good to treat each other. I have been very blessed with having my friends around me. All of last week, I was depressed and have been feeling very down, but I talked to one of my friends on Friday, and it was pointed out to me, that I should be grateful of what I have and that I should always count my blessings that I have. I had guessed that sometimes when I do get depressed, I sometimes get in a "rutt" and it is hard to get out of it; until I talk to a friend about it and then things start to look a little bit better.

Anyways, again to husbands and boyfriends, a reminder don't forget to give your sweetheart a Valentine's day gift, and try to include your friends and family.

Have a wonderful day.

Love,

Sara McMurdie

Wishing for someone to answer back

Well, February is the month for love; only because this month is Valentines for the month. So, I thought that I post some Valentine pictures for those who don't have someone to love on valentines day. I have been doing some postings and noone has been making any comments back or answering them back. So, I have been wishing and hoping that someone will comment or answer back on my postings to my blog. I have been feeling very depressed, mainly because I feel like that I don't have a friend who wants to care. Maybe, I am just feeling depressed because I miss my home state, which is New Mexico and I feel like I really want to get back home to New Mexico. July is when mine and my husbands lease is up, and I feel like that I cannot wait until July to get out of here. Sure, I will miss what friends I have made here in Utah, but at least I will get back home to New Mexico and never to leave again, except to visit Frank's parents in the State of Utah. (or family).

Well, I better go. By the way today is Ground Hog day, so Happy Ground Hog.

Love,

Sara McMurdie

No one listens and not a friend to talk to

Hello everyone,

Ever felt like that noone listens to you? I feel like that sometimes. Take for example; I have mention several times to my mother-in-law that this year I would really like to move back home to Albuquerque, New Mexico. Now, I have this feeling that my mother-in-law is trying to prevent me and my husband from moving. I hear the excuses like; there may not be a enough money, you have up rooted here in the State of Utah and now you want to rerooted in the State of New Mexico. I was already uprooted in the State of New Mexico, I was forced to leave in the year of 2004. Another example; is I have told my mother-in-law that we could not take care of Grandma Radford's dog Stubby, mainly because if we do, and we get caught by watching him when they take Grandma Radford on a trip, we will get in trouble and charged $300.00 for a deposit, even for a short time like on the weekend. I don't know why my mother-in-law likes to pawn or push things onto me and my husband. Sometimes I always mention that we cannot always be available for certain things, that also includes babysitting a dog. Anyways, I wish I had a friend to talk to sometimes. The reason why I need a friend to talk to, because sometimes I also feel like that my husband doesn't listen to me too. I would be asking him to help out around the house, or to do dishes for me, and he does not listen to me, or respond, when I ask for help. I try real hard to talk to him about these things that I need help with, but we just get into a fight about it and than I get into my head that I would like to just up and leave him. But, I do stick it out and I stay with it and try and hope he will someday listen to me.

If there is a friend out there that understands where I am coming from please comment back and provide some solutions to my problem and help me to get my mother-in-law and my husband to listen to me.

Love,

Sara McMurdie